Technically Food

Smarter than me

In this issue: Why we can't prove eating chocolate makes us smarter but how we might be able to say it improves our cardiovascular health.

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Larissa Zimberoff
Oct 31, 2025
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Welcome back to Technically Food, the newsletter about how technology is changing the foods we eat. Join me today for a spoooooky Halloween story.

I’m sitting on the couch next to my friend D and his kid, also D, who is playing a video game. I don’t know how it comes up but younger D says to me: “Eating chocolate makes you smarter.” I may have asked wha…

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