Alt-food reality

What I talk about when I talk about faux chocolate, opinions on cultured meat, and how to recover food from a tailgate party.

My happy place is knowing I have at least three bars of chocolate in my pantry. Dark chocolate with a high cocoa percentage is my front runner but I enjoy dabbling in the lesser. I spend way too much on my habit but it’s cheaper than my former addiction. Shoes.

Maybe you’ve read that cocoa prices are soaring due to extreme weather conditions? I can’t say…